Today is the beginning of the European Championship #EURO2016 in France. I'm not sure I got the name right, because all I ever see us that hashtag or what people call it on social media. Which is the same as the hashtag but without the hashtag. As in, the pound sign.
I don't know almost anything about football, to be honest. Are we playing any matches anytime soon? We being Austria. Are we out yet? Were we even in to begin with? I don't know any of that, but I do know that something else starts today along with the cup:
The Worldwide Barrage of Terrible Puns about Football and Everything Related to It. WBTPRERI. Rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it?
I'm going to illustrate what I mean by WBTPFERI by sharing with you my tweet from a few minutes ago.
I know, I know. I'm brilliant.
But hey, follow me on Twitter for more silliness!
You won't regret it.
Okay, you might.