Advance clarification: this post is not about the sun, don't worry.
You know how, when you drink a carbonated beverage, the drinking straw gets buoyed up and up by the bubblies, sometimes rising high enough for them to fall out of the glass or the bottle?
Well, worry not.
I have the solution for you.
Yours truly is a "blogger" by day (more like by month, amirite..) and a crazy inventoah by night. Nope, that is not a typo. I'm just too cool for the regular old "inventor" that a new term needed to be found and coined. So I invented that too. </brag> <modesty>
Now for the brilliant idea. <okaynowmodesty>
Here's what you do:
When life gives you lemons, you put a slice in your drink, poke a hole with your straw, and marvel at how perfectly it holds your straw in place.
Just like the hole in the tab of a soda can, the lemon slice holds down your straw in any tabless container.
Great, now I'm thirsty!